so true!

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    so true!

    i really did find this myself, i had no help from damocles385 to look clever/funny whatsoever.

    i found it myself so i decided to put it up here, coz thats how clever i am :)

    A Girls Prayer


    Lord before I lay down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
    One who’s handsome, smart and strong, one who’s willy’s thick and long.

    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When he says he’ll call I won’t wait for weeks,
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more,
    Oh ! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
    Knows just what to say when I ask,” how big’s my behind ?

    One who’ll make love till my body is twichin,in the hall the john the garden the kitchen!
    I pray that this man will love me no end
    And never attempt to shag my best friend.

    And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    I look at the wanker you sent me instead
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    nice one kezz!!!
    :D

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