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Rhymes you found funny as a kid...

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  1. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    Rhymes you found funny as a kid...

    I'll start!!

    Uncle Billy had a 10 foot willy
    He showed it to the girl next door
    She thought it was a snake, and hit it with a rake,
    And now it's only 5 foot 4

    :lol:
  2. wallyjumblat

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    Dog do it
    Cats do it
    Monkeys have a try
    Mammy does it
    Daddy does it

    Why cant I :cry:


    my grans idea of a sex talk when i was 12 ! fucking auld hippy ! :D
  3. Chris S

    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    Milk milk (pointing to nipples)
    Lemonade (pointing to cock)
    Round the back, chocolates made (pointing to arse)

    :lol:
  4. culks

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    molly molly molly put your boobs in a trolley
    put your arse in a biscuit tin,
    lay on the grass,
    with ya finger up yer ass,
    whilst ure boobs go ting-a-ling-aling

    :lol:
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    there once was a man from kentucky

    and so on
  6. Ruth

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    i can't remember the beginning of it but

    the last part goes

    do your tits hang low
    can you tie them in a bow
    isn't it a pity for the woman in the city
    who got hit in the titty by a hard boiled egg

    :lol:
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    mrs brown went to town to buy some maccaronie,
    she did a fart behind a cart and paralised a pony

    :lol: classic
  8. Ruth

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    hush little baby don't you cry
    momma's going to by you a movking bird
    & if that mocking bird don't sing
    momma's going to by you a diamond ring
    & if that diamond ring don't shine
    momma's going to buy you a porcupine
    & if that porcupine don't prick
    momma's gonna hit you over the head with a brick

    :D
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    The sea captain's tender young bride
    fell into the bay at low tide,
    You could tell by her squeals,
    that some of the eels
    had discovered a good place to hide.
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    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    :lol: :lol:
  11. smigs

    smigs by the sword of dobber

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    There was a young girl from Kilkenny
    Whose usual charge was a penny
    For half of that sum
    You could roger her bum
    A source of amusement to many
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    ahahah :lol:

    What was the one about...

    5 past nine hang your knickers on the line??
  13. Lee

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    on a similar level.... do your balls hang low
    can you tie them in a knot
    can you tie them in a bow
    do you get a funny feeling when your hanging from the celling
    do you get a funny feeling when your balls hang low
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    isn't it ee by gum can your belly touch your bum..can your tits hang low blah blah blah?
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    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    got yourself a sexy sucking easy fucking blow up doll
    got to do your best to screw her and abuse her all night long etc :rolleyes:
  16. smigs

    smigs by the sword of dobber

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    There was a young lady named Randle
    Who caused quite a neighborhood scandal
    By coming out bare
    On the main village square
    And massaging herself with a candle




    :eek:
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    Do Ya balls hang low
    Can ya swing em to and fro
    Can ya tie em in a knot
    Can ya tie em in a bow!..
    Can ya toss em over ya shoulder
    Like a regimental Soldier..

    Do ya balls hang... low!
  18. Ruth

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    that's the one :up:
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    Jack and Jill went down the dairy,
    Jack got out his big and hairy,
    Jill said "corrr what a wopper"
    "lets get down and do it propa"
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    Mary had a little lamb, she thought it very silly, she threw it up in the air and caught it by its...
    Willy was a watchdog lying on the grass, along came a bumble bee and stung him on the...
    Assk no questions tell no lies, ive seen policeman pullin down...
    Flies are horrible, bee's are worse, this is the end of my silly little verse.

    Its so sad isnt it but when you young you think its dead cool :dunce:

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