Kamasutra fly

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Do you think I'm crazy?

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  1. What plannet are you from?

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  2. crazy in a good way

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  3. need mental help

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  1. naughtybut nice

    naughtybut nice None

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    Kamasutra fly

    I have this story, and am not to sure where I got it from.
    Told it at an after party and everybody thought I was making things up again.:spangled:
    Story:
    I heard that there's a technique that men can use for sexual pleasure using a fly.
    Basically you need to catch a fly and pull of its wings.
    Then lie in the bath and stick out your bell end just above the water, so it's like an island.
    Place the fly on your bell end and as it is unable to fly or swim it will start running round like crazy.
    And this is suppose to give great pleasure! :lol:

    Now I personally think I've either read about it or heard about it somewhere as it is to weird to have made up (even by me)!
    So can anybody back this story up and tell me where they heard it , so I can prove I'm not insane?! :rolleyes:
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  3. Granty

    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    What the fuck.

    Get out :tut:
  4. Katie

    Katie Registered User

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    That sounds so so so unbelievably sick and wrong?
  5. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    that is just fucking weird :spangled:
  6. Dan Hawkins

    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    i do that all the time

    try using a moth :wink:
  7. J

    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    thats wrong :evil:
  8. Granty

    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    :lol:
  9. Katie

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    I very much doubt it is a real story, for a start I hope nobody would ever do that considering flies eat SHIT for fun and putting one on the end if your you know what would be extremely un-hygienic! (sp) :confused:
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    chris l Jack!

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    It's from one of Ricky Gervais' stand up's can't remember if it's animals or politics, but one of them
  11. J

    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    :lol:
  12. Katie

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    Urgh the idea makes me feel so so so sick! Gives a really funny mental image but... :sick:
  13. Granty

    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    Some people are into that sort of shit though, poo and stuff :cry:

    WRONG :down:
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    Chris_Spence Registered User

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    naa, i doubt it!
  15. Conway

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    scat-man john :lol:
  16. Katie

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    I have visions of a poor wingless shit eating fly bound to a life of walking around on the end of somebodies....while they are in the bath :lol: GET A GIRLFRIEND!
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    Cheers mate!
    Thank god!
    I was hoping I didn't think of sick things like that myself! lol
    :D
  18. Granty

    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    Who the fuck has voted "Crazy in a good way"?

    Sort ya sell oot....
  19. Granty

    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    The fact that you doubted yourself should also be a concern ;)
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    I think someones been telling you porkies
  21. Katie

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    :lol:

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