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    If You

    could be sum1 for a day who would u be and why?


    id love 2 be ray mears me, so i could gan out in the stix and catch all me food and build a mint stick house and live off the land

    bit sad i know but i i reckon it would be mint having skills like that
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    i'd be kate thornton. i would take off my clothes and play with myself all day
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    I wouldnt mind being tony blair , i would totally abuse my power and order a few evil people to be bumped off

    wouldnt mind seeing if cherie blair gives a good bj



    :evil:

    actually tho, come to think of it I would rather be robbie williams for a day
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    good god man, out of every1 on the panet why not choose fern cotton,

    u got work 2day son hav ya in the charve shop
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    2 be honest i think ure hair looks like robbie had his






    in 1992
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    TRUE

    why do you think I refer to myself as rave zimmer

    :lol:
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    Dunno for sure, but i was in Sunderland last night and saw the most superb barmaid ever..

    so i want to be her slave for my day :lol: :love:
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    Ray Mears is the dogs bollocks :up:

    i'd be either

    Michael Palin cos i'd get to go loads of places & would've been in monty python

    or

    cameron diaz...she's well hot & gets to c justin trouser snake in his birthday suit :drool:
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    crazy jimi

    I'd kill myself and do the world a favour
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    Where does she work?
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    i would deffo agree with dan here
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    :lol: :lol: That would be funny

    *edit* And to answer the question, anyone but me would be good
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    If it was Keley!! Still slow :rolleyes:
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    Thought that's what you meant, but Keley is'nt that nice that he'd say that lmao.
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    Do you have obsessive compulsive disorder?:wink:
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