Ladies and gents, boys and girls the lovely Saira. She's a model of sorts from Birmingham, she's coming up for Disco Noir @ the weekend. Me and her will spending the weekend in a haze of vodka and viagra Please be nice to her and make her feel welcome.
purv mate, you say your skint all the time, but somehow manage to go to all the places you say your skint for, how does that work fellla