Girl/ boys prayers

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  1. Doggie

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    Girl/ boys prayers

    Girls/Boys Prayers.
    A GIRLS PRAYER
    Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who's willy's thick and long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
    Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
    One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
    In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
    I pray that this man will love me no end,
    And never attempt to shag my best friend.
    And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
    Amen.


    A BOYS PRAYER
    Lord, I pray for a girl with nice tits, and
    a nice ass.
    Amen.
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  3. Guest

    hehehe
    thats true!
    ;) :D
  4. Dave The Rave

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    thats very true as is this:

    HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN
    exite, spoile, cuddle, adore, pamper, love, care, worship.

    HOW TO PLEASE A MAN
    ......blowjob

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