Fao Detox

Fao Detox

Saw your flyer in a local fast food outlet, liked the words "25 OF THE BEST LOCAL DJ's" big fooking claim my friend.

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look spence, when you decide that you have finally come out your huff with purvmeister's possee and the like and start acting like an adult then i will seriously listen to what you have to say.

For the record the djs I refer to are without a doubt imo the best local djs ,

they aint your bonafide mates who think that loosely blending together some bosh bosh bosh or trance classics in their bedroom has somehow turned them into the next big thing.

Chris littlewood and Scot nicolson , have played alongside some of the biggest techno names out their and imo are probably 2 of the best djs in newcastle at the moment.

Steve Linney , is without a doubt one of the best producers / djs in Newcastle who has held residencies for Nice, Sunday trading and Spank.

Steve Smith is the hottest thing on the hard dance scene anywhere up here at present

John Rowe - the best psytrance producer in newcastle bar none

plus you show me any better djs than BILL, KAI FOYEN or BAND X and I will show you the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

static is easily one of the 5 best technical djs in newcastle and has played alongside anne savage, paul glazby, rob tissera, tara reynolds , organ donors and vinyl groover

Richie elliot, played the whickerman in front of 3000 people last month

UEP, regularly playing alongside some of the biggest hardcore and old skool, acts there is out there.

JUST BECAUSE you are a retired trance monkey who thought he would jump on the breaks bandwagon that has ended up at nowhere city , you think that gives you scope to diss out our efforts.

Your 2 biggest claims to fame ARE fucking climbing on stage and reaching for the lasers whilst looking after that seasoned beer gut "mate", (note the use of the inverted commas there)

AND!!!!!!!! flogging radio 1 weekender tickets on ebay for BONG EYE and then meeting up with him for a clandestine (you will probbaly have to look that word up being from your neck of the woods like) meeting so that he could sit back and laugh at you,whilst he counted his money safe in the knowledge that he had fucked all the promise faithful off cos he coined it off the back of you for several years

as for SCRUF, doesnt even fucking club these days but hangs out on a clubbing message board , how sad is that?

SCRUF, your biggest achivement of note is fucking getting it on with a certain board memmber on here , and from what i can gather you have a small cock

YOU 2 fuckwits really are a joke,

instead of promoting negativity , why dont you actually get off your arses and do something for the scene.

you know..? like actually running a night pushing music you believe in , not one which you just think is trendy to follow at the time.

aye...thought not, as ever you'd rather type insipid gash and berate the efforts of others whilst watching porn on the net.

I remember when spence used to rule the boards with mirth and wit, now we have an * egotistical prepubescent extra from "fame" * making up the rules.

at least I 'll take some comfort from the fact that the only sightings of SPENCE on here these days have been in response to DETOX, and if it achieves nothing else it has at the very least stirred him into life.

That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read

Re: Fao Detox

the words "30 years old", "still lives at home" and "sad" spring to mind.

give ur shit a rest

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there was a spare set going in the eclectic tent last night purvy, but jon mack got 2hours I think

you could have had it if i had your tel number

mess with melt mess with me

who the fuck is BOGEYE anyway , is that meant to be that mark whatshisname who ran and sold out promise?

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wud have been up for the crack aswell mate, gonna get to work on a new mix when i come bk of my hols (ibiza for 2 weeks u know )

if ur on msn send me ur addy in a pm mate

Whilst not doubting how good the Detox events are, or that some of those DJs are very good, I'd say that only about three of those are the "best local DJs" in what they do.

well list the best ones in each genre and we can have an argument

the only better djs in newcastle who we aint featured on wor bill are the likes of justin mills, antony daly and armage:don

proudy who played junior g was also canny good

as is SIMON GARRINGTON who played the techno tent for us on saturday AFTER WINNING THE DJ COMPETITION

IMO ONE OF the best DEMO i have ever heard

Jimmi is a fan after i drove him the wrong way down a one way street

how many people can say that

errrr

man of science
richie elliot
static
paul wallis

ooops

me and richie last week!

THE CHILL FACTOR!

the phrase "george bungle and zippy from rainbow" comes to mind

i want to know what was going on under that psychedelic duvet

f

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THATS A BIG SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!!

Fair enough, they're two of the ones I was going to mention.

Udberg, Scott B, Scooby, Smoove, Tulip, PGR, Hocking (not sure if he was playing to be honest), etc. are all better than most of the people playing at Detox.

Christ I said my life wasn't that sad that it constantly revolves around clubs and music.. and judging by the effort you just put into that thread, I know why..

and through your bitter personal rants, I imagine she called me a little prick many a time, but I'm fairly secure in the knowledge that she didn't disclose such fallacy to you at any point.. got a crush have we?

I'm laughing at the concept of spence coming on and saying what he did rather than your poxy little disco.. get over it.