Day of hell i'm stuck in the house now so id thought i'd share my day. (its this ear again) woke up to a bloodsoaked pillow and thought "fuckin hell" threw the cunt away - informed the mother, both of us shamingly disregarding the matter, or even underestimating the situation completely. few hours later the bleeding starts.... and it didnt stop for about 15 minutes, and it was literally pouring out. panic ensued after about 10 minutes when i started to feel woozy. i collapse in the bathroom, smashing my face off the floor - smashing one of my front teeth out and chipping the other. cue ambulance. get's to hospital they fuss about for a bit jam the tooth that was dislodged back in it's socket and then they turn around and say (this was after when i looked grey) "ah, yeah, well... we can't actually do anything about your ear" Me, my mam and my kid look at him in universal look of "Wtf mate?" so we twoddle off to the emergency dental clinic in Jarrow and have temp crowns fitted to my front teeth. in a nutshell, its been a bad day. not only that - i now look like i've done about 16 rounds with tyson, and literally adding insult to injury - my teeth make me look Freddy murcury-esqe. Fuck.