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    Condoms

    Got this in an email from Fitzy so some of ya's mite have seen it already...but!

    Imagine if all major businesses started making their own condoms, but kept their same slogan.

    You'd have:

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike condoms - just do it

    Peugeot Condoms - for the ride of your life

    Galaxy condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk

    KFC condoms - finger licking good

    Minstrel condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

    Safeway condoms - lightening the load

    Abbey National condoms - because life's complicated enough

    Coca Cola condoms - the real thing

    Ever Ready condoms - keep going & going

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

    Burger king condoms - home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride, go wide

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

    Flash condoms ! - just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work.

    Halford condoms - we go the extra mile

    Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

    Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter

    Ronseal quick drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim

    Heineken condoms - reaches the parts that other condoms just can't reach

    Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condoms in the world

    Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the one with the hole (a very poor seller!)

    :wink: Which would you pick????! :D
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    Domestos
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    What about Iceland Condoms - cos mums are heros :D
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    Gillette condoms – the best a man can get
    Wurthers Originals condoms – because I wouldn’t give anything less to my grandson (that dogy TV ad from few years back)
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    Every ready condoms- I would choose! :lol: :lol:
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    Finger licking good??! :spangled: :lol:
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    As always! :eek: :spangled:
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