Chat up lines

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  1. Ayatollah Terry

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    Chat up lines

    Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

    I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

    If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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