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what is the most fucking painless way to kill yourself?

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  1. Nass

    Nass sound. Staff

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    what is the most fucking painless way to kill yourself?

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  2. Vin

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    Jump off a tall building id say.

    Dead the instant u hit the ground. Make sure its tall enough though.
  3. David Lee

    David Lee Dexter's Apprentice

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    Ooh shit....bit deep for this time in the morning....lol!!

    I think it would be a bullet through the head...pull the trigger and then its over...
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    You can shoot yourself in the head and still live if you don't do it right.

    I'd go with the building.

    Or a sleeping pills overdose and a bottle of JD. Much less messy.
  5. Nass

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    tyne bridge good? i fancy going for a dive.
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    too many asprin? washed down with vodka? bit morbid:king:
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    A well researched OD I think.
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    make sure you lock the doors and don't phone up any close relatives or friends threatening to "do something stupid"
  9. Nass

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    Death may well be painless but its on the POINT of death the release occurs. Endorphins are also released during painful episodes so the run upto death if you think its gonna hurt then it sodding well will and its also VERY intensely disturbing during a suicide attempt when you realise your extinguishing your own existence.

    Pain exists! Highs DONT!
    Anyone who reckons your gonna have some kind of high when your dying is living in cloud cuckoo. It happens in extreme circumstances. eg. A soldier gets blown in half and in his dying moments he feels blissful. It happens. Also it wont hurt in situations where the impulse won't reach the brain in time to be registered. eg. Guns, trains, etc.

    BUT

    Slitting of wrists
    Slitting your wrists HURTS! It fucking cains. Doesn't at first due to a release of endorphins but after that theres just a mass of blood and lots of "fuck fuck...ouch fuck".
    To do it properly it needs to be done paralell to the arm up the forearm and about 1-4cm deep depending on the person and location up the arm.
    Doing it this way it hits the 'ulnar artery'. Theres a radial artery thats easier to get too but its not as easy to bleed to death from this.
    If needing to bleed to death then the most effective way is to slit the wrist then the neck. Getting at least one secondary major vessel is what is needed. It sends the body into shock which is what will likely kill you first. Do it in a HOT or COLD bath. Both will aid bleeding. The cold bath however will prepare you for the inevitable "coldness". Nothing worse than sitting in a hot bath and feeling cold. Its freaky. These little things play on your mind in these situations. Believe me. Leave the light turned OFF. Seeing a bath of blood turns most people absolute wacko! It makes me feel.........comfortable. :eek:
    Dying by loss of blood most people would consider horiffic. Personally I think its horses for courses. But it does feel horrible to most. You'll likely vomit, lose energy, panic, heart will hammer to hell, rapid breathing, etc. The worst is the "cold". Its not a normal cold. Its not like winter. Its like death. Its creepy and unless your prepared for it and want it your gonna freak and save yourself before you die.

    The least painful way to die
    * Jump in front of a train going full speed. (by the time your pain impulses reach your brain you won't have an operational brain so no pain - in theory!!)
    * Carbon Monoxide poisoning with a sleep aid. Get something to knock you out like alcohol first otherwise you'll wake up midway through with a cracking head ache and change your mind.
    * Benzo's - You'll need shed loads more than you think. 10 Temazepam and a bottle of wine wont do shit! I know. I lived and went to work the next day at 9am as usual like shit all happened.

    The most painful ways
    * Over the counter drugs. No drugs they sell will give you an easy death. You'll go painfully. Ibuprofen will cause your stomach to digest itself and then you insides as acid fill your abdominal cavity. Same with asprin.
    * Paracetamol - Liver failure. REALLY REALLY nasty death.

    that was someone else's post on another board.
  10. Karl51

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    thats supposed to be the worst as it takes hours to kill u (day or summit) then eats away at u

    :( :eek: :)
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    go to a dance event and take lots off drugs dance then die happy
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    the sleeping pill OD. All others involve some sort of tension or paoin; slit wrists? Ouch. Jump off a building? What about the torture of the journey down! :eek: :D Passing away in your sleep is best option :up:
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    no it is fucking not! Imbeciles who fancy doing the tyne bridge cause traffic chaos :evil:

    people who want to kill themselves go off and do it in the comfort of your own home!
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    what a fooking morbid thread !!!!!!!!!!
    :tut: :tut: :tut:
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    One of the worst ways to kill urself unless u do use a sleeping aid as ur body tries to protect its important organs to keep u alive. So ur extremities will be the first to die leaving u rendered helpless and unable to move but still alive. As such u slowly watch urself die as different parts of ur body stop functioning untill ur brain and heart are left. U may decide its the not what u want but are unable to stop it :evil: :evil:
  16. Ruth

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    young nasser why you asking such awful things for? :(
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    Nass go on just kill your self no one likes you anyway :up:




    :eek: :D :lol:
  18. GeordieLee

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    Ur name isnt THAT bad!


    Seriously tho bud, pm me or sumthing if somethings up. :)
  19. Ruth

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    hehehe @ the name thing....

    least ppl can pronounce urs! :p

    echoed here too tho....u know where i am if u need out! :)
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    Doesn't work. Trust me.

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