Big brother

[andy_rocks]

Does anyone actually care about this anymore?

[psycaholic]

looks like there's some proper woper's this year i cant wait :groovy:

[Granty]

Originally posted by Cute Andy
Does anyone actually care about this anymore?

Nah, but thanks to my lass I'll be watching all 13 weeks of it.

[psycaholic]

Originally posted by Granty
Nah, but thanks to my lass I'll be watching all 13 weeks of it. :lol:

[andy_rocks]

Thankfully I shall miss the whole wretched business, which is worth the cost of the flights on its own :D

[Scotty]

when does it start?

[andy_rocks]

Originally posted by scotty_1120
when does it start?

tonight

[Scotty]

fucker im at work :evil: going to have to get a tape sorted

[Chris_Spence]

one of the lads at work booked tongiht off just to watch it!

Fuckin Saddos!

[psycaholic]

:lol:

[Granty]

Originally posted by Chris_Spence
one of the lads at work booked tongiht off just to watch it!


You think that's bad. My lass and her mates are throwing a fucking BB launch party at one of their flats. They've stocked up on wine and nibbles like it's a special occasion - come on man :lol:

[Chris_Spence]

Originally posted by Granty
You think that's bad. My lass and her mates are throwing a fucking BB launch party at one of their flats. They've stocked up on wine and nibbles like it's a special occasion - come on man :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

you cant get any sadder than that can you!

[B.O.B.]

I'll be watching tonight, but if it's anything like last year, that's about as much of it as I'll be watching.

[Granty]

Originally posted by Chris_Spence
you cant get any sadder than that can you!

Any excuse for a piss up mate. It'll be like a WI meeting, they'll never shut up and probably not watch any of BB itself though.

[Chris_Spence]

Originally posted by Granty
Any excuse for a piss up mate. It'll be like a WI meeting, they'll never shut up and probably not watch any of BB itself though.

:lol:

Shall we Gatecrash?

[Granty]

Originally posted by Chris_Spence
Shall we Gatecrash?

Straight in there mate, eh :lol:

[Chris_Spence]

Originally posted by Granty
Straight in there mate, eh :lol:

has your lass got any fit mates?:lol:

[Jason Bourne]

Originally posted by Granty
You think that's bad. My lass and her mates are throwing a fucking BB launch party at one of their flats. They've stocked up on wine and nibbles like it's a special occasion - come on man :lol:

My lasses mates are doin this too..
She hates it though..

[Granty]

Originally posted by Chris_Spence
has your lass got any fit mates?:lol:

No comment* in case she logs on my pc tonight to check her e-mails and see's my comments :D




*Yeah....;)

[Danny_Habit]

Last years took a while to pick up but was was quality by the end.

Heard a rumour that the young girl from Whitley who won a fourtune on the lottery is gonna be on it.

[SoapieTW]

I'm watching this one to see what on earth they're planning to do to keep the audience captivated. To be fair everyoone slags it off but everyone still watches it!!!!

[ianmc]

Originally posted by scotty_1120
fucker im at work :evil: going to have to get a tape sorted pm rossy he'll do it for you

[Smog]

i always hate BB to start with, but then get uncontrollably drawn in. that said, 95% of people on there are full on wankers and its fun to watch people humiliate themselves live on tv.

[Andy M]

12 minutes encounting.....

[Blakey]

Davina's lookin' good like.

[Rossy]

First housemate: cunt

[Rossy]

hahahaha just been boo'd

[smigs]

What the fooks the second kid been on all his life :lol: Its put on but he's off the map!

[Rossy]

MASSIVE WANKER

He is really going to grate.

His bodily movements resemble some of the pikeys you used to get in promise after a few too many pills. :lol:

I really hope he was putting on some type of performance.

[smigs]

:lol: shabaz (self proclaimed paki puff)

george the snobs gonna love this :p

[Rossy]

Listen to his breathing I'm sure he's wankered. :lol:

[Blakey]

Originally posted by Rossy
MASSIVE WANKER

He is really going to grate.

His bodily movements resemble some of the pikeys you used to get in promise after a few too many pills.

:lol:

[smigs]

well once again they've got a house full of the biggest weirdo's in the world :confused: ........ why dont they just start putting camera's up at after party's. loadsa weirdo's and much better watching! :rolleyes:

[smigs]

The 5th ones had more plastic surgery than micheal jackson! Hope they've removed the fire places in the house.




:o It is micheal jackson ..........

[Rossy]

HAHAHAHAHAH I've just found out he's got torrets.

I think it's piss funny now purely because of the fact that they must be little uncontrollable torrets whistles.

I can't stop laughing now they are hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ianmc]

Originally posted by Rossy
HAHAHAHAHAH I've just found out he's got torrets.

I think it's piss funny now purely because of the fact that they must be little uncontrollable torrets whistles.

I can't stop laughing now they are hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: i read in the papaer he hits himself when he has a fit

[smigs]

miss wales, what ya's reckon :confused:

[Blakey]

I would

[smigs]

Originally posted by ianmc
i read in the papaer he hits himself when he has a fit


And they reckon they have to share beds HAHAHA can u imagine sharing with him, you would wake up punched to fuck :lol:

[Lee]

theyre all wankers :lol: :lol: :lol: so no change there

[Blakey]

i'd throw rocks at that c*nt if i knew him

[smigs]

How can they call it a reality show, when in reality where the hell would u find a group of tossers and weirdo's like that living with each other......... it's bollocks but kinda sucks u in.......... I'm gonna turn it over in 5 mins, maybe's 10 mins.

[smigs]

Originally posted by Blakey
i'd throw rocks at that c*nt if i knew him


Prefer to throw them at the life guard like :lol:

[Blakey]

Originally posted by smigs
Prefer to throw them at the life guard like :lol:

That's who I was talkin' about. In his interview he said he used to get rocks thrown at him by bullies ... I can't blame them what so ever.

[smigs]

Originally posted by Blakey
That's who I was talkin' about. In his interview he said he used to get rocks thrown at him by bullies ... I can't blame them what so ever.


LMAO ................. take a number and form a queue :D

[Rossy]

Originally posted by ianmc
i read in the papaer he hits himself when he has a fit

Well that should be amusing.

I can't get over him it's much more funny now that it's a medical condition, those torrets whistles set me off every time.

It's like Jons Not Mad x13252352

[BenC]

Originally posted by Cute Andy
Does anyone actually care about this anymore?

I watched number 1 and ive never bothered with the rest, its beyond me why people would sit and watch a bunch of people sitting in a house :confused:

[linzi]

what a complete bunch of misfits lol

that shabbaz is completley doing my head in already

[smigs]

1 and 2 was ok cos it was normal people in the house, but its getting boring now seeing as there hand picking people just because they think they will make good viewing ..... Theyve just put somebody in that reckons he's a millionaire or somthing so whats the point in putting him in with 2 gey men, a skinny life guard, a 35 y/o wife thats had more plastic surgery than a tupperware box, a nutter with torrets and a snob thats relate to the royals, Thats not what I call reallity :lol:

[Natalie]

the posh kid reminds me of marc sooooooooo much :p

[M.C.E]

Originally posted by Natalie
the posh kid reminds me of marc sooooooooo much :p

My lass said the same thing :redface:

[Basic Instinct]

Why they felt the need to put the 2 campest bastards in the world into the house i do not know, hopefully they'll both die before monday.

[yogi]

I got a phone call telling me im on big brother and i turned it on when some twat with a cowboy hat walked in, apparently hes a dead ringer for me according to my mate. I turned it straight off after that lol

[Basic Instinct]

Originally posted by Dan
They look nothing like each other! :confused:

And you defo can't mistake him for a posh kid.

[M.C.E]

Its certainly an amusing mix of freaks :lol:

That black bird that hates everyone is gonna cause havoc i reckon :lol:

Also that scouse lad that looks like an ugly version of Vernon Kay is a bit of a dick :wanker:

[M.C.E]

Originally posted by Basic Instinct
And you defo can't mistake him for a posh kid.

Christopher old boy you know im partial to a bit of a hunt when Daddy comes to visit :camp:

[Smog]

Originally posted by Rossy
It's like Jons Not Mad

best dvd in my collection :lol:

[fiddla]

Originally posted by smigs
What the fooks the second kid been on all his life :lol: Its put on but he's off the map!

i thought it was karl 51 :lol:

[Basic Instinct]

Originally posted by MARC!
Christopher old boy you know im partial to a bit of a hunt when Daddy comes to visit :camp:

I bet hunt is your code name for hide the sausage so that nobody ever gets suspicious.

[Alexander]

i've been at work so missed it, its the first opening episode of big brother i've missed i'm gutted. Just catching up on bb big mouth though, and theres pure freaks in there, its gonna be awesome.

[smigs]

Originally posted by fiddla
i thought it was karl 51 :lol:



:lol:

[M.C.E]

Originally posted by Basic Instinct
I bet hunt is your code name for hide the sausage so that nobody ever gets suspicious.

:upyours:

[Basic Instinct]

Originally posted by MARC!
:upyours: :tounge:

[Rossy]

Originally posted by Smog
best dvd in my collection :lol:

Someone recently told me that you used to whack on Jons Not Mad at the odd horse session, it sounds like the best session ever. :lol:

[SoapieTW]

Did you see the posh guys face when the tourettes guy said "wanker" after shaking his hand. :lol: :lol:

Tourettes is pretty serious though and distressing for the person when under stress or excitment. They don't "tic" all the time but this guy has both verbal and motor tics so he;s got it badly.

i wonder when anyone will twig he's got tourettes though as they don't like to open conversations with it as they want to feel normal.

To be fair he looks like he has ADHD as well!!! :lol:

[Rossy]

He was blatently wankered.

just saw this on gurn:

http://www.gurn.net/forums/showthread.php?threadid=225567

According to the big brother website he's into techno aswell, I reckon he's got a stash of base and necked a few gurners. :lol:

[Alexander]

tourettes is the funniest thing in the world, it will be unreal in big brother.

[M.C.E]

Originally posted by Rossy
He was blatently wankered.

just saw this on gurn:

http://www.gurn.net/forums/showthread.php?threadid=225567

According to the big brother website he's into techno aswell, I reckon he's got a stash of base and necked a few gurners. :lol:

See how long before pictures surface of him chewing his ears off :laugh:

[SoapieTW]

its going to wind som many people up, everyone will finally see real tourettes in action. They can be well harsh at times and say what they are thinking without realising.

It's well mad, one of my lecturers was taught by a professor who had it. The proffessor had to touch something or someone with his toe everytime he talked!!!! :lol:

[Rossy]

Originally posted by Alexander
tourettes is the funniest thing in the world, it will be unreal in big brother.

Isn't it.

Always worth a laugh.

[Alexander]

have you seen him he just keeps shouting random stuff its fucking mint

[Rossy]

I know his little whistles and random noises crack me up. :lol:

He sounds like the mentalist out of police academy with the long hair that screams a load of nonsense when having a normal conversation.

The "paki puff" sounds like Mark on peepshow when he has to ask for his blackberry back "in a ladies voice".

"can i have my blackberry back please". :lol:

[Alexander]

Originally posted by Rossy


The "paki puff" racist homophobe, ban him!!!!!!

[Rossy]

send them all home i say m8, this country sickens me to the core :down:

wasnt like this in my grandparents day.

this countries gone barmy

[Leon]

the scottish guy i know!

was sworn to scerecy!!!!!!

its all going to kick off, trust me!!

[Jason Bourne]

Originally posted by Rossy
send them all home i say m8, this country sickens me to the core :down:

wasnt like this in my grandparents day.

this countries gone barmy

Lmao.

[Cookee]

Jesus, where do they get these people from??! Why do they all totally love themselves? :confused: They're just all really cock-arrogant which will get sooo annoying.

i was in stitches when that bloke said "Im an English born, Scottish, Paki-puff" :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: Oh my word!!!!!!!!!!

[Jason Bourne]

Originally posted by Cookee
Jesus, where do they get these people from??! Why do they all totally love themselves? :confused: They're just all really cock-arrogant which will get sooo annoying.

i was in stitches when that bloke said "Im an English born, Scottish, Paki-puff" :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: Oh my word!!!!!!!!!!

I quite like it when one of the guys introduced himself as a sexual terrorist.. :lol:

Looks like it might be a little hectic this year though..
That Caesar fella has already been trying lines of that welsh beauty queen..

[Cookee]

Originally posted by Chandler_90
I quite like it when one of the guys introduced himself as a sexual terrorist.. :lol: I said to Stephen thats what he should call himself. :lol:

I dont understnad tho, why get so many over the top arrogant people in, that will just be so annoying and dont really deserve to have this chance.

[Jason Bourne]

Originally posted by Cookee
I said to Stephen thats what he should call himself. :lol:

I dont understnad tho, why get so many over the top arrogant people in, that will just be so annoying and dont really deserve to have this chance.

I think they've done it cos it'll be like a bomb waiting to go off.
Give it a few weeks.. its gonna be :bonkers:

Do ya think Pete really does suffer from terets (sp????)?

[M.C.E]

This is in the wrong forum - ban us all :lol:

Chris moyles has got sound effects of that Torettes guy 'Perfect Pete' on his show :lol:
Sounds like R2D2 :p

[B.O.B.]

I couldn't stop laughing every time Bonnie introduced herself: "Bonnerrrrr"! :lol:

[Jason Bourne]

Originally posted by B.O.B.
I couldn't stop laughing every time Bonnie introduced herself: "Bonnerrrrr"! :lol:

Aye..
Her intro vid was a little disturbing..
But so far she seems pretty innocent..

[ManofScience]

Originally posted by BenC
I watched number 1 and ive never bothered with the rest, its beyond me why people would sit and watch a bunch of people sitting in a house :confused:

textbook... every year that classic comes out

it's the most natural thing in the world to people watch and see human behaviour

Originally posted by ManofScience
textbook... every year that classic comes out

it's the most natural thing in the world to people watch and see human behaviour im with ben on this, i hate the show, every year all it does is give mags and papers shit to talk about. another thing is fucking "celebrities" :upyours: wot a load of fucking shit. oh looklets stalk a bunch of people and criticise there every move then write 5 pages about "their hot new diet" they can all crash and burn for all i care. fuckers

[wallyjumblat]

Originally posted by Cute Andy
Does anyone actually care about this anymore?

its nothing but a massive pile of oap's toe clippings dipped in yak shit !

However i must say the one and only part of it i saw whilst in a quiet pub in whitley was of the lass with the bunny ears and pink knicks on and i think youl all agree when i say ...,


Canny shitta luv :wink:

[ManofScience]

i couldn't give a shit what they do when they come out or which soft-core porn channel they front to earn extra cash - it's fun watching a loads of freaks makes arses of themselves on tv for a bit of money.

everyone people watches - it's human nature.

and u talk about sheep? "who wants to watch a load of people sitting around doing nothing" - lots of people, obviously. stop trying to be cool and find another bandwagon or give a decent arguement

[French William]

Originally posted by BenC
I watched number 1 and ive never bothered with the rest, its beyond me why people would sit and watch a bunch of people sitting in a house :confused:

You really are a patronising, pretentious bastard aren't you?

[ManofScience]

Originally posted by French William
You really are a patronising, pretentious bastard aren't you?

:lol: :love:

[M.C.E]

Originally posted by French William
You really are a patronising, pretentious bastard aren't you?

He does try like :up:

[Jason Bourne]

I think it might be canny this year..

Unfortunately you'll always find people who dislike it.
My lass has barred me from watching it.. :(

Originally posted by Chandler_90
I think it might be canny this year..

Unfortunately you'll always find people who dislike it.
My lass has barred me from watching it.. :( wanna swap lasses?

[Jason Bourne]

Originally posted by a shit username
wanna swap lasses?

LMAO.

Nucastle swinging forums... :lol:

:lol:

[psycaholic]

full of freaks weirdo's batty boys and wannabe models mincin around anoying fuck out of each other



IT GUNNA BE MINT!!!!:king:

[Basic Instinct]

Originally posted by psycaholic
full of freaks weirdo's batty boys and wannabe models mincin around anoying fuck out of each other



IT GUNNA BE MINT!!!!:king:

You have just described the goodgreef message board.

[Jason Bourne]

Originally posted by Basic Instinct
You have just described the goodgreef message board.

:rofl:

[psycaholic]

Originally posted by Basic Instinct
You have just described the goodgreef message board. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[camp harry]

I think its going to be hilarious, some great bitches in there! :D

[Chris S]

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did yaz see the paki who loves cacky when that big muscley vengaboy walked in it was like all his Xmas's in on :lol:

[M.C.E]

Originally posted by Chris S
vengaboy

:lol:

[Ness]

Originally posted by Chris S
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did yaz see the paki who loves cacky when that big muscley vengaboy walked in it was like all his Xmas's in on :lol:
:lol: :lol:
i've just nearly left a puddle!!!!

[Den]

That tourettes bloke is easily the funniest thing i've ever seen on the tele like. He's won it all day!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Chris S]

Originally posted by Den
That tourettes bloke is easily the funniest thing i've ever seen on the tele like. He's won it all day!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

When he met that posh dickhead WANKER !!! after the handshake :lol: The look the toff gave him :o

[vinyl_spinner]

actually some decent totty...grace the posh slut and the former miss wales....ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee :up:

[Steve_Linney]

Chabaz goes to the same gym (kelvinhall) as my wee bruv in law and he apparently doesn't stop talkin or stop touching people innapropriately......

no change for big bro then!

You'll never take our FREEEDOM....... oh, HELLLOOO!!!!!

Who said Larry Grayson was dead?!

[Cookee]

How annoying is Nikki? Omg she sounds like a baby!! Get a grip love. And Shebang would be tied up, mouth taped and dropped into the pool, annoying little gimp.

[Chris S]

Originally posted by Cookee
How annoying is Nikki? Omg she sounds like a baby!! Get a grip love. And Shebang would be tied up, mouth taped and dropped into the pool, annoying little gimp.

I hope BB treats nikki like shit till the end

[M.C.E]

I'm sorry like but that Shabaz winds me up like no other person i have ever come across. What an annoying, attention seeking little weirdo he is :evil:

That Glyn was trying to explain himself and the stupid cunt kept talking over him constantly and basically said he would carry on doing what Glyn didnt like :wanker:

The house are starting to wise up to him now though, i hope he's out quickly the Dole scrounging little weapon :mad:

He's blatantly also trying amatuer dramatics left right and centre in the hope he'll get some sort of acting work once he leaves the house... please don't let it happen :cry:

[ManofScience]

watch a bit over the weekend - that nikki is thick as fuck :lol: she freaked out over tap water and not being able to remove her mascara - proper started blubbling like a 5 year old

i reckon this years is worth a watch :up:

[B.O.B.]

Shabbaz is just about as irritating as is humanly possible. Closely followed by Nikki. Fortunately Bonnie is keeping her mouth shut, for now.

[Jason Bourne]

I haven't been watching as the misses turns it off as soon as it starts :(

I've downloaded all 3 shows though so gonna watch them asap..

Looks like there was some action in the pool last night too :up:

[ManofScience]

Originally posted by Chandler_90
I've downloaded all 3 shows though so gonna watch them asap..

a step too far.....

[Jason Bourne]

Originally posted by ManofScience
a step too far.....

Not really..

Tis just like downloading 24/lost/pb..

[naughtybut nice]

Originally posted by Chandler_90
I've downloaded all 3 shows though so gonna watch them asap..


Haven't seen any off it and normally not interested in BB!
But everybody's talking about it and hate not being able to keep up with the conversation.
Where can you download it?

[M.C.E]

Each nights episode on Channel 4 is repeated on E4 the next day as far as i know :up:

[Jason Bourne]

I get it off the newsgroups..
But here (http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=big+brother+uk+s07) are some torrent you could use..

[naughtybut nice]

Originally posted by Chandler_90
I get it off the newsgroups..
But here (http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=big+brother+uk+s07) are some torrent you could use..

Cheers! :)